Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads

[Big Ade]

40-ish means 49
Adventurous means Slept with all your mates
Athletic means No t_i_t_s
Average looking means Has a face like a monkey’s a_r_s_e
Beautiful means Pathological liar
Contagious Smile means Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure means On medication
Feminist means Fat
Free spirit means Junkie
Friendship first means Former s_l_u_t
Fun means Annoying
Gentle means Dull
New-Age means Body hair problems
Open-minded means Desperate
Outgoing means Loud and embarrassing
Passionate means Sloppy drunk
Poet means Depressive
Professional means B_i_t_c_h
Romantic means Frigid
Voluptuous means Very Fat
Large lady means Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate means Stalker
Widow means Murderer

[WullDee]

Hmmm ....
Just wondering where you spend your time on the web to need such dictionaries

[Big Ade]

Wulldee, one day my friend you may be very greatfull for this.

For any UK readers:-

Words you don't want to hear just after s_e_x...... "Ows about that then"

Julie said that Jim fixed it for her to milk a cow, but she had to wear a blindfold.