What!

[Big Ade]

I got home from work to find the house in darkness. No meal on the table, no cleaning been done and some coats missing off the rack.

So I ordered a pizza, poured a beer and sat down in front of the TV and saw a note stuck to screen.

it said, "It's not working, I'm leaving...."

I plugged it in, turned it on, and there's f*ck all wrong with it.

The silly cow.

[WullDee]

Seems I am too dumb for this kind of humor ...
Why "wrong"? - probably it's working well and the silly cow moved out ... finally