Secret of looking young

[Big Ade]

I was recently filling out a form and was asked by the pretty young lady how old I was I truthfully replied "I am 74."

She was astonished and said "I can't believe it, you look no more than 60 to me. How do you do it?"

I told her, "I don't smoke, I don't gamble, I don't drink alcohol, I don't eat red meat, I have been celibate all my life and I take regular exercise."

"Wow." She said, "A man with no vices."

"Well not exactly'" I replied. "I do tell lies."


Have you noticed how young the doctors are today and that policemen are like fresh faced schoolboys.

The ring pulls on cans are surely meant for gym members only.

Why are instructions written intent letters, and they are blurred too?

Are small coins now being coated with a slippery substance? They slip out of your grasp really easily.

The doctor asked me if I could touch my toes, I told him he needs to give me clue where they are.