Der Xaver will NASA'ln!

[moppedwolf]

Ein Bayer schreibt an die NASA
Greet God,

I write you, because you must help me.
I have seen your space shuttle on television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxlhuber, Xaver. The king of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She says I am a schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I want not be Buergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political *. I play dearer sheephead with my friends. And I want my ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half.
But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next space shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindelfree. And no standing place please. And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my *. I need not much comfort. A nice double room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the Earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potato field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch (ha ha). We will kringel ourselves before laughing (hohoho).

Is what loos on the moon? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. She is very good for my frost-boils.
With friendly Servus

Xaver






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Life is like a dick :
If it gets hard - * it !
Wie ich mir die 11880 merke ?
11.September - 88.Stock - 0 Chance



Muahahahhaa

[Powerdog]

Yes,
and wen Xaver look with his faarklas, he sees many bulldogs all around the world and think dat dat a
nice looking bike is.
greets aus Rheinländ Pfalz from Helmut

[Neelix]

Oha - english for runaways (Englisch für Fortgeschrittene)

[Waidler]

Servus Wolf,

Bayrisch klingt sogar in Englisch g'schmeidig, oder? Könnte glatt von unsrem guten alten FJS gottselig sein, der es auch ausgezeichnet verstanden hat, die bayrische Bildsprache wörtlich ins Inglisch zu übertragen

Und du hast Glück dass Herr Beckstein bald vom Innenministerium in den Königsthron wechselt, sonst hätt er dich nach so einem Affront bestimmt gleich auf die Fahndungsliste gesetzt



Grüße aus'm finsteren Niederbayern
Waidler